I can't stop smirking.

Doc Love:

"The best thing for you to do now, Les, is block Erin's incoming e-mail. If she calls you on the phone and you accidentally pick up, say, "How have you been, baby? Look, I'd like to talk to you, but my date's in the bathroom. But I want you to know something. She doesn't mean a thing to me. You know you're the one. So keep in touch..." Click. Then go back to reading the Bible."