Los Capitalistos

In capitalism, you must be act like a capitalist to prosper. Just giving maximum effort isn't enough. Plenty of people work as hard as possible all the time and knock their heads into low ceilings--you'll hear them ask you things like, "for here or to go."

One popular option is to get an education, which serves as a personal form of capital, shielding you from shitty jobs. Fluent english too.