I just fell asleep on a stoop outside Bartlett Hall here on the lovely Umass Campus.
This writeup is to mark the first time I've ever fell asleep in a public place.

I know I was sleeping because I dreamed I was carefully explaining something to The RZA of the Wu-Tang clan. Sometimes when teetering on the verge of sleep, one's cloudy mind confuses conscious thought for dreams. Due to its obscurity, this was most certainly a dream.